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Sex doll sadness

The Sun, 1st February

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A man has won £600 compensation because his sex doll didn’t make realistic groaning noises when he used it.
Dan Vasile also said the doll had a slow punctuate and needed ‘blowing up every few minutes’. ‘Instead of moaning with pleasure, it sounded more like a cow. The whole effect left me completely unsatisfied’.

Trading standards investigated and the shop owner agreed to pay up. They added, ‘people are usually too embarrassed to complain. It’s what sex store owners count on’.

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